Herding the Household
Your family is a flock. The corgi has decided this.
- Severity
- Chronic
- Onset
- First time two people walked in different directions.
- Prognosis
- Improves with training. The instinct does not.
- Reports on file
- 22,381
Section 1 · Presenting symptoms
- 1.1Ankles nipped when moving too slowly, or too quickly, or at all
- 1.2Guests escorted to the couch whether or not they wanted the couch
- 1.3Children, cats, and robot vacuums consolidated into a single group
- 1.4Circling behavior in the kitchen while dinner is being prepared
- 1.5Deep personal distress when the family splits up in a parking lot
Section 2 · Investigator's field note
The Pembroke Welsh Corgi is a working cattle dog standing roughly ten inches tall. It was designed to move animals thirty times its size by biting their heels and being very sure of itself. In a modern home the cattle are gone and you are what's left. The subject will keep the household together at all costs, and the household will have bruised ankles.
Section 4 · Corroboration
Is this your household?
Add your report to the record. The Bureau counts each household once and believes you.
22,381 households affected