corgiproblemsBureau of Corgi Affairs

Bureau of Corgi Affairs · Official registry

Every corgi
has problems.
We document them.

The shedding. The sploot. The selective hearing. The 9:47 p.m. zoomies. Corgi Problems is the public record of what it is like to live with a small, loud, opinionated loaf, filed one case at a time.

Cases on file
20
Reports filed
636,419
Resolved
0%
A delighted corgi sitting among a bed, brushes, treats, and toys

Subject: unnamed · Status: pleased with itself

Exhibit A

Current shedding level

Catastrophic

CP-001Found a full corgi fur tumbleweed in my suitcase. In Lisbon.Priya, on behalf of Waffles

CP-006He barked at a shadow for eleven minutes. The shadow was his.Dev, on behalf of Biscuit

CP-012She lay down in the crosswalk. Traffic waited. She did not.Marisol, on behalf of Pancake

CP-004I have not used my own pillow since 2023.Tomas, on behalf of Loaf

CP-020Learned to open the treat drawer. I moved the treats. He learned the new drawer.Jun, on behalf of Ein

CP-008Strangers stop to say 'look at that butt' at least twice a walk. I have started agreeing.Amara, on behalf of Peach

CP-013Sighed at me. Audibly. Because I said no to a second breakfast.Colin, on behalf of Sir Reginald

CP-011Sploots on the AC vent so aggressively the living room is now warmer than outside.Hana, on behalf of Mochi

CP-0109:47 p.m. Every night. I can set a clock by the zoomies.Rae, on behalf of Nugget

CP-005Herded my in-laws into the kitchen and would not release them.Oscar, on behalf of Gouda

CP-015Stared through the shower curtain the entire time. Did not blink.Lena, on behalf of Tater

CP-014The vet said 'condition score.' I have never felt so seen, or so judged.Sam, on behalf of Dumpling

CP-001Found a full corgi fur tumbleweed in my suitcase. In Lisbon.Priya, on behalf of Waffles

CP-006He barked at a shadow for eleven minutes. The shadow was his.Dev, on behalf of Biscuit

CP-012She lay down in the crosswalk. Traffic waited. She did not.Marisol, on behalf of Pancake

CP-004I have not used my own pillow since 2023.Tomas, on behalf of Loaf

CP-020Learned to open the treat drawer. I moved the treats. He learned the new drawer.Jun, on behalf of Ein

CP-008Strangers stop to say 'look at that butt' at least twice a walk. I have started agreeing.Amara, on behalf of Peach

CP-013Sighed at me. Audibly. Because I said no to a second breakfast.Colin, on behalf of Sir Reginald

CP-011Sploots on the AC vent so aggressively the living room is now warmer than outside.Hana, on behalf of Mochi

CP-0109:47 p.m. Every night. I can set a clock by the zoomies.Rae, on behalf of Nugget

CP-005Herded my in-laws into the kitchen and would not release them.Oscar, on behalf of Gouda

CP-015Stared through the shower curtain the entire time. Did not blink.Lena, on behalf of Tater

CP-014The vet said 'condition score.' I have never felt so seen, or so judged.Sam, on behalf of Dumpling

Today's case

The problem of the day

Selected by rotation, not by merit. All problems are equally serious, except the sploot, which is fine.

CP-014Structural

The Chonk

Gains weight by looking at food. Looks at food constantly.

Open case file →28,540 reports

Classification

Four kinds of problem

Live instrument

● Recording

Shed-o-meter

Current level
Catastrophic
Strands since you arrived
0

Diagnostic service

How corgi'd
are you?

Eight questions. One verdict. The Bureau will identify your corgi's primary afflictions and issue an official assessment of your household's condition.

Begin examinationTakes 90 seconds · No corgi required

Coping mechanisms

Things that help, rated honestly

Every item is scored twice: once for whether it works, and once for whether the corgi will allow it.

Full guide →
Cooling MatExhibit

Cooling Mat

Pressure-activated gel mat. No power, no water, no arguments.

Effectiveness
Corgi approval

The only object the Bureau has observed a corgi choose over the couch.

Steps and Ramp ComboExhibit

Steps and Ramp Combo

Converts between steps and a ramp so the long back has a way up and, more importantly, down.

Effectiveness
Corgi approval

Essential. The corgi will ignore it for three weeks and then use it forever.

Open call

Something we missed?

File your corgi's problem
with the Bureau.

The registry grows one confession at a time. Submit yours and receive a pending case number, which is worth nothing and which you will treasure.