ExhibitUndercoat Rake
A two-sided brush that reaches the undercoat where the real shedding is manufactured.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“Will not stop the shedding. Will move a startling amount of it into a pile you can see.”
Treats
Field-tested · Corgi-reviewed
Coping Mechanisms
The Bureau does not sell anything. We document what works. Each item below is scored for effectiveness (does it help with the problem) and corgi approval (will the corgi permit it), because both matter and they rarely agree.
Exhibit
ExhibitCooling Mat
Pressure-activated gel mat. No power, no water, no arguments.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“The only object the Bureau has observed a corgi choose over the couch.”
ExhibitSteps and Ramp Combo
Converts between steps and a ramp so the long back has a way up and, more importantly, down.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“Essential. The corgi will ignore it for three weeks and then use it forever.”
ExhibitLong Orthopedic Bed
Memory foam cut to corgi proportions: long, low, and washable.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“Excellent bed. The corgi will sleep beside it on the floor about half the time.”
ExhibitLow-Calorie Training Treats
Tiny, soft, and measurable. The currency in which all corgi negotiations are settled.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“The single most effective tool in this guide. Keep them counted.”
ExhibitCorgi-Cut Rain Jacket
Cut long in the body and short in the leg, with a belly strap that actually reaches.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“Keeps the corgi dry. Does not make the corgi want to go outside.”
ExhibitMulti-Level Puzzle Toy
Sliders, flaps, and compartments. Difficulty rated 'advanced' by people who have not met a corgi.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“Buys you about four minutes of peace per fill. Rotate models to extend.”
ExhibitCorgi-Sized Dental Kit
A small-headed brush, enzymatic toothpaste, and wipes for the nights you lose the argument.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“The toothpaste is the treat. The brush is the price of the treat.”
Treats
ExhibitWaterproof Seat Cover
Hammock-style cover with side flaps, so the fur is contained to one washable rectangle.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“The highest fur-per-dollar return in the Bureau's records.”
ExhibitElevated Bowl
Raised just enough for a corgi's neck, with a non-slip base for the enthusiastic eater.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“Improves posture. Does nothing about the speed.”
ExhibitCalming Pressure Vest
Gentle, constant pressure around the torso. Like a hug that does not need to be renewed.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“Genuinely helps on storm nights. Put it on early.”
ExhibitBackyard Agility Set
Jumps, a tunnel, and weave poles, all set to a height a corgi can clear with dignity.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“Exercises the body and the brain. The tunnel will be slept in.”
ExhibitFolding Grooming Table
A non-slip surface at working height, with a grooming arm so nobody wanders off.
Effectiveness
Corgi approval
“For the committed. The corgi will regard it as a small scaffold of betrayal.”
Treats