Bureau of Corgi Affairs · Public records
The Registry
20 documented problems, each with symptoms, prognosis, and known treatments of varying honesty. None of them are the corgi's fault. The corgi has confirmed this.
Showing 20 cases
The Shedding
Two coats a year. Each one lasts six months.
Food Motivation, Extreme
Will sell you to a stranger for a single kibble.
Selective Hearing
Hears a cheese wrapper from three rooms away. Cannot hear its name from three feet.
The Bark at Nothing
Something is out there. It is not.
The Zoomies
Sudden, unprovoked velocity. Nightly at approximately 9:47 p.m.
The Stubborn Stop
Mid-walk, the corgi has become a paperweight.
The Chonk
Gains weight by looking at food. Looks at food constantly.
Long Back, Short Legs
Built like a bench. Jumps like a hero. Lands like a problem.
Car Hair Migration
The corgi rode in the car once. The car will never recover.
Herding the Household
Your family is a flock. The corgi has decided this.
The Vacuum and the Storm
Two enemies. One of them you own.
Too Smart
Solved the puzzle toy in four minutes. Now it is solving you.
The Double Coat in July
A dog dressed for a Welsh winter, standing in a Texas parking lot.
The Stare
It knows what you did. It is waiting for you to say it.
The Sass
Argumentative vocalizations upon receiving instruction.
The Breath
The corgi wants to kiss you. Consider what it has eaten.
The Corgi Butt
Peach-shaped. Unavoidable. Extensively photographed.
The Sploot
Rear legs deployed backward. Subject has become a rug.
The Loaf
All limbs retracted. Subject is now bread.
Snow Enthusiasm
In snow deeper than its legs, the corgi becomes a plow.