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The Registry

Problems arising from the corgi's physical design. The Bureau has raised these with the manufacturer.

Showing 7 cases · Structural

CP-001Structural

The Shedding

Two coats a year. Each one lasts six months.

Catastrophic
48,211 reports
CP-014Structural

The Chonk

Gains weight by looking at food. Looks at food constantly.

Chronic
28,540 reports
CP-009Structural

Long Back, Short Legs

Built like a bench. Jumps like a hero. Lands like a problem.

Chronic
26,720 reports
CP-019Structural

The Breath

The corgi wants to kiss you. Consider what it has eaten.

Manageable
15,310 reports
CP-008Structural

The Corgi Butt

Peach-shaped. Unavoidable. Extensively photographed.

Delightful
51,930 reports
CP-002Structural

The Sploot

Rear legs deployed backward. Subject has become a rug.

Delightful
39,440 reports
CP-004Structural

The Loaf

All limbs retracted. Subject is now bread.

Delightful
35,110 reports
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