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Problems of conduct. The corgi is aware of the rules and has elected to proceed regardless.

Showing 7 cases · Behavioral

CP-007Behavioral

Food Motivation, Extreme

Will sell you to a stranger for a single kibble.

Severe
44,012 reports
CP-003Behavioral

Selective Hearing

Hears a cheese wrapper from three rooms away. Cannot hear its name from three feet.

Severe
41,902 reports
CP-006Behavioral

The Bark at Nothing

Something is out there. It is not.

Severe
37,760 reports
CP-010Behavioral

The Zoomies

Sudden, unprovoked velocity. Nightly at approximately 9:47 p.m.

Chronic
40,318 reports
CP-012Behavioral

The Stubborn Stop

Mid-walk, the corgi has become a paperweight.

Chronic
31,205 reports
CP-005Behavioral

Herding the Household

Your family is a flock. The corgi has decided this.

Chronic
22,381 reports
CP-020Behavioral

Too Smart

Solved the puzzle toy in four minutes. Now it is solving you.

Chronic
20,140 reports
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