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The Shedding

Two coats a year. Each one lasts six months.

Catastrophic
Severity
Catastrophic
Onset
Day one. Possibly before you got home.
Prognosis
Terminal, for the vacuum.
Reports on file
48,211

Section 1 · Presenting symptoms

  1. 1.1Fur located in the butter, the printer, and a sealed jar of rice
  2. 1.2Black clothing retired from active service
  3. 1.3Tumbleweeds crossing the hallway in still air
  4. 1.4A second, smaller corgi assembled entirely from brushings
  5. 1.5Houseguests leave visibly blonder

Section 2 · Investigator's field note

The Pembroke Welsh Corgi is equipped with a double coat: a dense undercoat and a weather-resistant outer coat. Both are on loan. The subject returns them continuously, in every direction, regardless of season, brushing frequency, or your feelings. Investigators attempting to quantify the shed found the equipment clogged within eleven minutes.

Section 4 · Corroboration

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48,211 households affected