The Shedding
Two coats a year. Each one lasts six months.
- Severity
- Catastrophic
- Onset
- Day one. Possibly before you got home.
- Prognosis
- Terminal, for the vacuum.
- Reports on file
- 48,211
Section 1 · Presenting symptoms
- 1.1Fur located in the butter, the printer, and a sealed jar of rice
- 1.2Black clothing retired from active service
- 1.3Tumbleweeds crossing the hallway in still air
- 1.4A second, smaller corgi assembled entirely from brushings
- 1.5Houseguests leave visibly blonder
Section 2 · Investigator's field note
The Pembroke Welsh Corgi is equipped with a double coat: a dense undercoat and a weather-resistant outer coat. Both are on loan. The subject returns them continuously, in every direction, regardless of season, brushing frequency, or your feelings. Investigators attempting to quantify the shed found the equipment clogged within eleven minutes.
Section 4 · Corroboration
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48,211 households affected