Car Hair Migration
The corgi rode in the car once. The car will never recover.
- Severity
- Chronic
- Onset
- First trip to the vet.
- Prognosis
- The car is a lost cause. The next car can be saved.
- Reports on file
- 24,890
Section 1 · Presenting symptoms
- 1.1Seat fabric now 40% corgi by volume
- 1.2Fur in the air vents, producing a faint corgi smell on defrost
- 1.3Nose prints on every window at exactly corgi height
- 1.4Muddy paw prints that predate the mud
- 1.5Passengers exiting with a fur souvenir on dark trousers
Section 2 · Investigator's field note
The Shedding (CP-001) does not stop at the front door. A corgi in a vehicle is a fur-distribution system with a window view. The Bureau considers a seat cover the single most cost-effective corgi purchase in existence, and notes that the corgi will still find a way onto the one seat you did not cover.
Section 4 · Corroboration
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24,890 households affected