The Chonk
Gains weight by looking at food. Looks at food constantly.
- Severity
- Chronic
- Onset
- The first time someone said 'just one more treat.'
- Prognosis
- Reversible. Corgi will fight you the whole way.
- Reports on file
- 28,540
Section 1 · Presenting symptoms
- 1.1Loaf now noticeably wider than the standard loaf
- 1.2Vet using the word 'condition score' and a small frown
- 1.3The corgi's waist has become theoretical
- 1.4Reduced sploot clearance
- 1.5Relatives who insist the corgi 'looks fine' while feeding it cheese
Section 2 · Investigator's field note
Corgis are food-driven, short-legged, and extraordinarily good at looking underfed. This is a dangerous combination. Extra weight lands directly on a long spine that is already carrying more than it should, so the Bureau files this under Structural rather than Behavioral. Measure the food. Count the treats. Ignore the eyes.
Section 4 · Corroboration
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28,540 households affected