The Corgi Butt
Peach-shaped. Unavoidable. Extensively photographed.
- Severity
- Delightful
- Onset
- Visible from the first walk away from you.
- Prognosis
- Permanent. The Bureau is not accepting complaints.
- Reports on file
- 51,930
Section 1 · Presenting symptoms
- 1.1A round, fluffy hindquarter that wobbles independently of the walk
- 1.2A tail nub, or in Cardigans, a full tail attached to the same butt
- 1.3Strangers on the sidewalk saying 'look at that butt' out loud
- 1.4An entire genre of internet content
- 1.5The 'corgi butt' wiggle, performed on approach to anyone holding food
Section 2 · Investigator's field note
The Bureau receives more reports about this problem than any other, and the majority of them are not complaints. The corgi's hindquarters are a structural feature that the breed appears to be aware of and to use deliberately. It is the last thing you see as the corgi walks away from a command, and it is why you never stay mad.
Section 4 · Corroboration
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51,930 households affected